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Maqsood Bhai, from Munnabhai MBBS.. same old guy who is apparently, seen in Airtel ads these days ( who gave first jhaadoo ki jhappi to Munna)…. His contribution to Indian cinema would be one dialogue [b]”ABEY, RULAAYEGA KYA??”[/b].. He will always be remembered for this line..in my opinion..

Same thing, happened way back in 1975..!! “ITHNA SANNATA KYON HAI BHAI” was the dialogue in SHOLAY… mouthed by none other than “NOT SO ANGRY”-GRAND OLD MAN of bollywood!! AK HANGAL… -[b]AVTAAR KISHAN HANGAL[/b]… he is much older than even the original [b]AUTOMAT KALSHNIKOV[/b] AK-47/100 etc… Come to think of it!! he wasn’t playing MOGAMBO, GABBAR etc etc..!! For even a kid to remember/refer this dialogue the ACTOR must have some substance, from the way it was delivered.

Tough to imagine that after 32 yrs of bringing to life an old, blind and frail maulvi, he continues as strongly as ever. Last seen in one Ad on TV [b]“BOODHA HOGA TERA BAAP[/b]..U should just notice the way he raises his eybrows in the last scene of ad..
[u]Overheard: Even Samuel Jackson, the old man from Hollywood is planning to use this dialogue…[/u]

There are countless PJs cracked on this great soul.!!
[b]” jiska naam A.K. Hungal ho wo to paida hote hi buddha ho gaya” [/b] ref: Golmal
A story goes that when this guy was born he skipped his teenage was born old. Because there was no one who has seen this actor in his younger days. One can’t claim that I have seen KUMBLE’s Deliveries really turing on spin pitch or I have seen AK HANGAL, as a young man. YES, TRUE!!! Other oldies like Sriram lagoo, Khulbhooshan kharbanda also have shown their young face on screen sometime… But not, Hangal saab, the insufferable dude!! (But then I AM , ME..!! I go beyond ur imagination, where ur brains stops thinking..!! I have this really young HANGAL SAAB’s pic for you on display)

When Evergreen Stars Like REKHA, BIG B, RAJANI act shamelessly “much younger than their actual age”character, you need somebody suitable to play their GRAND-PA on screen.. SO I m sure it’s a GOD’S GIFT TO bollywood…

There is other jokes like what if Hangal saab, produces Chunkey Pandey starrer movie!! It would be called “HANGAL PANDEY”..rubbish!!! is this way u treat real heroes.??

Hunglooo, means Deer in Kashmiri . So, when this Kashmiri Pandit’s fly migrated to Sialkot region in Pakistan the name stuck as HANGAL… his folks were well off and were public servant in British regime… But, fortunately AK was rebellious and never , liked to lick British boots. He thought of tailoring instead. Music,Theater was his passion. He continued to be freedom fighter and staunch follower of khan abdul gafar khan- [b]Frontier Gandhi!![/b].. After he partition he followed his heart and shifted to Mumbai.Worked as a Tailor.. BUT was very late when he understood he was [b]tailor-made[/b] for films…..


All credits to HRISHI DA!! For getting him to bollywood through [b]GUDDI[/b].. if u remember GUDDI had teenager Jaya Badhuri as well… Now she has grown really old… BUT OUR DUDE, "HANGAL UNKIL" IS STILL THE SAME!!!! Even in LAGAAN…

This very natural actor just like Ashok kumar, acted in many movies Sholay,Sharaarat,Lagaan,Namak Haram ,Naram Garam , Thakshak,Satyam Shivam Sundaram , Ploice Public,Dastak, Pasand apni apni… This CHARACTERED “Character artist” was only seen twice as a baddie .. One was ARJUN(sunny starrer) I don’t remember that Mithun da flick!!!My choices are

1) BAWARCHI—Acts as a drunkard husband of Durga Khote. His dad addresses him as MUNNA…Possibly the only chance u'd ever see A K hangal being called Munna! Priceless!LOL
2) AANDHI—As a humble servant Brinda Kaka who is instrumental and key witness of the story of suchitra sen ( was she playing Indira Gandhi [;)]) and sanjeev Kumar
3)SAATH-SAATH- As professor !!!! It was nice to see my friend Pravin da in the classroom when he was teaching.... [:D]

Last seen in PAHELI as choodiwaala, AK now lives at santacruz with his son cameramen vijay hangal happily. For more read his autobiography, "Life and Times of A.K. Hangal" :D

I have just two complaints…

1) Why has LIC of India notmade him the real BRAND AMBASSADOR???
2) Why Ekta Kapoor did not consider this great actor for any of her ageing roles..???? Y Y Y ???? …….
As he says in
LAGAAN---“"Laga bhi nahi tha ke ye din bhi dekh pavunga"
LONG LIVE—HANGAL SAAAB!!!


about me: ohh!!! Yaaaaawn boring........Here is a BOY who seems much interesting/promising/and simply brilliant.......... EVERY CHILD IS SPECIAL... DARSHEEL INDEED... :)

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Profile Pic: Darsheel "eeshu" safari, kid actor from TAARE ZAMEEN PAR...

How many time did this young boy had me in tears???(Lakshya was the last time I cried if I remember correctly :P) such a brilliant GIFTED actor!!!YOU SHOULD see him when he is frustrated/angry/naughty..his toothy grin will instantly click with audience.
he acts kid suffering from dyslexia. Movie talks about another actor Abhishek too suffering from this during childhood.!! I said to myself "he still does, and so are tusshar,ranbir, and rest of the STAR KIDs"...Difference being ACTING DYSLEXIA.... They dont understand what they do, along with them even the VIEWER suffers.. :(
I have never seen such a debut or talented Child artist. Even cheeni kum "ghaspoos-sexy" gal was good. BUT DARSHEEL as "ISHAAN AWASTHI" will live very long in my memory... Story writer had auditioned 5000 kids for this role. when there were hardly 100 left out for screen test Producer/director had stepped in. shikamak's troupewaalla "Darsheel" was 15th guy or so. The moment he gave his test "aamir had found his protagonist"!! Equal share to aamir in success of this movie. I knew he had a winner in him, when he took panga with Mr.Bacchan.. :-D
Movie opens with a close up of Darsheel fishing in a gutter.. :)) 3 best scenes for me:
1) When he asks his dad where is going?? and then bursts out crying..."paapa, mat jaao naa..."And immediately when he understands his father has lied... you shld see this guy's angry face... lol .brilliant2) His Bombay school scenes ( in class room/outside of it :))/exams, though pretty repeating.... just notice this boy's body langauge...3)When he bunks school and goes to roam in the city....
Then there are more!!! you please watch the movie.. I have decided NOT TO WRITE more and be a kill-joy ;-).....
GUYS, PLEASE WATCH "TAARE ZAMEEN PAR", never miss this!!!
-- I
ONLY HOPE good sense prevails on AAMIR "I HATE AWARDS CEREMONIES" KHAN and he nominates DARSHEEL in all the Awards in " BEST ACTOR IN LEAD ROLE" category... we somehow need to teach these big actors who charge hell lot.... what's their worth.... :X
Nonetheless, Aamir--- "U ROCK MAAN"
**n u rock \m/...for d reason u took a simple "nagesh kukkoonoor" typa subject and did super justice to it!!! n all ur experience of ghost directing has been useful too ;-Pn extracting brilliant performance n coping up with these kids who have very short attention span n make them engAJed in the task :))..."duniyaa ka naarA--Jame raho"




Ekta Kapoor should be thanked for this. She had popularized MIHIR VEERANI and his family like anything in the year 2000 -2002. It was quite common for the Parsi Bawa’s to revolt. That brought Honey Irani as director through Armaan etc!! :P… It brought Ehsaan Noorani to join hands with Shankar and Loy… The best contribution from this community, however was…. Boman Irani… :D

He was a famous Theater personality by then. Rahul Da Cunha’s “I am not Bajirao” was the play that brought his acting prowess to the forefront. What happens when two actors are put together and asked to carry the entire weight of a play/movie on their shoulders with just their acting !!!? Well, not much of a show if the ones in question are the typical Bollywood types. But here we had two true blue actors – Boman Irani, and late Sudhir Joshi (a veteran of Marathi plays) who put up an astonishing display of acting skills and comic flair coupled with some smartly penned dialogues. The USP of the play was the extraordinary display of acting talent on stage by both the lead actors especially Boman Irani,who played the Parsi with such finesse that you just can’t stop applauding. This 10 year old play went on to create History by house-packed 1000 odd shows, which continued until Sudhir’s death. A record indeed. Boman was noted by all theater lovers and till date he is remembered for this…!!!! His mom Jeroo Irani vouches for these shows. She has seen this English play over 50 times. She is the one who made him get ready for a role of a life-time, by letting him watch all the movies those were played in Alexandra- movie hall in Mumbai, which was next to his street.
Observing/Acting was a hobby for this typical bawa. Besides spending time in his mom’s parsi style wafers/chips/cookies dukaan, he had massive talent. He was free lance photographer. Some pics he cliked were Better than Dabboo ratnani’s..I told you This Baawa was takin his revenge. Thanks again to Ekta.. J)

Well, same time Bollywood was certainly looking for fresh talent. (Including me) we were fedup with Paresh bhai/Om puri/Nasseer Bhai/Amrish Puri sorta actors. Worst was Bacchan saab playing every role that came to his table. His over-exposure was nauseating. In craze of making money he was signing all the roles. No kidding, he would have taken Samba-kaalia roles as well if it was offered through Sholay those days…

But Upcoming director Rahul Bose had something else in his mind. He got “the BOMAN IRANI’ into silver screen, through his directorial debut “Everybody says I m fine”. All nodded in affirmation… Boman was JUST FINE for the role…. Then came Ramu’s magic. The real talent hunter… He made Boman Play a cameo in a short story of Darna Mana Hai. It was about psychopath Hotelier who hated smoking and didn’t let protagonist Saif smoke for his own reasons… I still remember the Bald Boman in this movie and his nasty smile…

Well, history was supposed to be created. Yet another sindhi wanted this Irani to be famous!! “Rajkumar Hirani” created “Doctor J-dot-C-dot-Asthana…” .. movie was Munnabhai MBBS… who doesn’t remember “boiiifrend bole tohhh…. Hee hee” ECCENTRIC - disgruntled Dean of Medical College with his asthmatic-Hypertension behavior and Laughter club association put him on par with rest of the bollywood veterans… Movie Offers started flowing.

Be it Nattu in Waqt/ Lucky singh of Lage raho/ khuraana of Khosla Ka ghosla/ DCP Desilva of Don/ Manipulative News paper Editor in Page 3/Farokh sethna in “being Cyrus’. All - one better than other-very memorable performances. He did play some serious roles as well. And some utterly pathetic roles too.. :P Sujoy Ghosh tried to dent his career with one movie “Home delivery” though. Even though he has acted as Hrithik’s father in Lakshya, he is barely 45 yrs old and has sons named Danesh and Kayur. He is happily married to Zenobia.

I am decided to get a DVD of “home delivery” during this X’mas vacation… Boman reminds me of Santa Claus in it!!!! :)) After reading this you still think this ad-man, photographer, actor, businessman “IS NOT BOLLYWOOD’S BAAJIRAO”???? :P … infact he would have been sanjay bhansali’s first choice for bajirao if he wasn’t 45. …. Long way to go Mr. Irani…… lage raho lucky singh…….:)))

His Dad was a great Actor, and sincere politician who served as a Minister in central government of independent INDIA...Ittefaq se, Sanju had to spend the 60th Independence day within the confined walls of the JAIL..:(

His mother was Beautiful and greatest actress, who had distinctions of acting as a ONSCREEN Mother of his Real life Dad.. She had to write to his own sisters from her Bedridden conditions “My son is an errant. Please take care of him. Don't let him mingle with such STUPID friends" ... :(
Ittefaq se, IT is his association with gangstaa, that has TROUBLED him lot!!

He preached GANDHIGIRI to the Janta, when Gandhi had almost disappeared from the common man's mind/heart and taken position only inside the pockets in the form of CURRENCY.. Ittefaq se, he had to spend his time inside the same Historical Yerwada Jail where teh former spent his days during freedom struggle... :(
Gandhi was famous for throwing away the weapons and had to pay a price!! ittefaq se, he did the opposite and paid the price..

He is regular in series of comedy movies like "NO-BRAINS-NEEDED" of SULTAN of SILLY/NONSENSE STUFF" David Dhawan or Raju Hirani brand of Munna bhai's. Ittefaq se, His Life is NO less than TRAGEDY..!!

STRAIGHT N tall GUY with STRAIGHT HAIR,straight talk and STRAIGHT fORWARD Behaviour and all that can be termed as STRAIGHT :P!!..... ittefaq se, his WAAKDA-TEKDAA Style of WALKIN is the major point of criticism/mockery!!

he has been very UNLUCKy with his Luv affairs , be it richa, madhuri, Riya, Nadia!!! Ittefaq se, Woh agar chahta hai toh koi bhi "HASEENA MAAN JAAYEGi" ..:O

In "KaarshNa Veda"(Bhagawadgeetha) Lord Krishna said "NEVER TAKE sides of ADHARMA/UnRIGHTEOUSNESS, You may have to deal with the consequences!!" Ittefaq se, he spent his time reading the same HOLY SCRIPT within those four walls.. :(

He was TRUE Friend in need... Whenever people from his fraternity were in trouble, He came in to the picture. Its aid that HE rescued ONE DJ king who was arrested in UAE on possession of drugs, it Was POPULAR Sanju who spoke to the officials there as he is well known and well respected... Ittefaq se, I don’t think HIS friends from the same fraternity have rallied THIS TIME, when he was in trouble...

“ENFANT TERRIBLE” of bollywood!!!! My favorite Actor for just one MINDBLOWING PERFORMANCE of his in VAASTAV...was not a terrorist-in-the-making. I sympathized when he was given 6yrs JAIL sentence. BUT THE ISSUE HAS UPHELD the firm hand of JUDICIARY.... "rAJa ho ya Raamu, sAJa milke hi rahega"!! Full marks to Judge Pramod Kode- he has become a STAR overnight- a great triumph for a JUDGE ( where most of the time they r shown in poor light in our very own cinemas :D) Still, in my heart of hearts i feel Sanju has suffered enough for 14 years and he has been exemplary in behavior.

He SHOWED how difficult it is to have high profile BIG STARS as parents. He showed the world HOW NOT TO LIVE.!! He showed How important is FREEDOM for anyone!!Product of a boarding school "Lawrence School Sanawar" he took to DRUGS. Was launched by his dad as "ROCKY".. Movie was a HIT.. Ittefaq se, Baba's life was BADLY HITT too :( His mom expired with cancer, which had aggravated due to her son’s addiction. Nargis expired even before ROCKY was released. Then DRUGs, more DRUGs until he was made to join Rehabs in Texas. Later acted in some more movies VIDHAATA, Mahesh Bhatt' Directed NAAM, jeet hain shaan se etc. He got married to Richa, who was diagnosed for cancer after the birth OF trishala. He lost her too.And a battle for Trishala's custody eventually too. Then came Mumbai Bomb Blast and TADA case on alleged invlovement with gangstaaz and arms possesion..!! HE showed that our STARS dont live in "Castle of Ivory (danta gopuram:P"!! During the same time KHAL NAYAK happened to him and he got arrested and spent 18 months Arthur road jail.. :(

A very decent/down to earth/modest - NO STARRY TANTRUMs-frills attached. A guy who spends his time equally jokin wid Spotboys as well as the senior directors. His behavior on the sets, aloofness he had in him took notice of Mahesh Manjrekar who had scripted a brilliant script of "VAASTAV"!! which did fetch him BEST ACTOR award and swept almost all the awards in bollywood awards functions..!! His Life can be referred as PRE-VASTAV and POST VAASTAV era( in which whatever he touched has TURNED GOLD) Amazing looks/screen presence and comic timing... be it Thanedaar to khalnayak, simpleton to sophisticated, HERO/ANTIHERO, comedy to tragedy!! Gangstaa to Intelligence officer.. HE SUITS EVERYWHERE!!! and has a Distinct style for himself, which makes him MOST POPULAR, LOVABLE Staar, and places him ONE AMONGST US... Looks like the prayers of crores of Fans have reached the GOD!! Siddhi vinayak to Vaishno devi!! He is OUT ON BAIL for the time being...!!

ab mili hai s"A"n"J"u - 'M'.un(na)b(h)ai 'B'.omb 'B'.last ki 'S'."AJ"a

Once he was asked in karan thapar, Y it had to happen to Him?? he replied with a innocent smile "I AM THE CHOSEN ONE"

There was never any incidences of a BIG star in India getting such heavy punishment... Sanju has started this trend... Ittefaq se Salman, Saif all want to follow him... :P
"gAndhiJi ne humein independence dilaya, NetAJi ne apna jaan diya, Mangalp pandey ne apna khoon bahaya...toh "Vaastav" mein HERO kaun????--arre dumbo, Apna Sanjay dutt yaar... :|"

I really wish he comes Out of all this Mess ( created By himself) victorious... and will rule the Silver screen AGAIN with GREATER HITS.. !! Sanju, I am with you!! Bole toh............U ROCK.....!!!!!

( btw, I saw Dhammal for him.... ohh whatta dud!!! wil soon write the review. A request to sanju FANS.. He is Gonna come back for sure.. dont get Too emotional and try to watch this movie for his luv n be Sad..!!!)


He "khote" nahi aahe, ki mee khare bolto!!
He khare nahi aahe ki, mee "khote" bolto!! :P


Viju Khote, a prominent GSB (a devotee of Ramanthi Temple ;D), is an Indian actor who has acted in minor roles in more than 200 films. He is especially famous as the dacoit "Kalia" in the film Sholay. He has acted in several comedy roles. He is the brother of actress Shobha Khote.


Anyone who claims to be a Hindi film buff would certainly be knowing the origin of the cult dialogue 'Tera Kya Hoga Kalia??'.More than 30 years after the classic 'Sholay' was made, you must be still debating who was better n who was given xtra footage in SHOLAY?

KAALIA (Mucchad, Viju d great) or SAMBA (Daadi waala, MacMohan)???
It’s simple... "Viju" is the winner all the way..!! Just picture this..Samba had only 2 dialogues in d whole movie...

1. "Poore Pachas Hazaar"
2. "khel Janga.. Cheedi ki rani hai.." Samba says this when Ahmed miya is going to jabalpur and gabbar's men are playing cards and catch him.. < So, hence the proof, JANGA is d third henchman in GABBAR's Batallion=))>

Whereas, Our Viju Saab had many and famous dialogues like this..
Gabbar: Bach gaya, sala...Yeh bhi bach gaya.. Ab "Tera kya hoga Kalia??"
Kaalia: (frightened) Sardar, maine aap ka namak khaaya hai, Sardar...
Gabbar: Ab goli kha ?...."Ditchakaoon..." < /A SAD note, TAKE END>...
telle me honestly 'Didn't u feel bad'..?? :-s

And also he says to Sanjeev Kumar "Thakur ne Hijdon ki fouj banayee hai" - :P
The Real name of the "FAMOUS HORSE" on which "Kaalia" used to ride in the 1st extortion sequence where all d dacoits return to GABBAR empty handed was "NAFERITI" named after the Egyptian princess 'nefertitti'. she gave a hard time to viju khote during shooting by throwing him off her numorous times. He renamed her 'NAFRATHI'.It shows his awesome sense of humor..!!

He Immortalized "KAALIA" and then "ROBERT" of "Andaz Apna Apna".... I mean how cld u forget the dialogue that he delivers to Paresh Rawal.."sir, shakkar Daalne ka time ho gaya???"

I also love the scene where Viju comes with an antique piece gun sayin "YEH VASCO DA GAMA KA GUN HAI", that whole scene is so funny.. that u wld roll on the floor for Khote Saab's dumb innocence.. However, he also professes, "the blind spots in our lives and how we follow the herd"- When Paresh Bhai says "Teja main hu!! :X mark idhar hai??" - Robert: nods emphitically and says "MARK HONA CHAHIYE"!!

Be it "Talwar Seth" in Namak Halal or his marathi movie "Ashi Hi Banwa Banwi" or be it theatres, he is simply superb!!Better known for his role in the all time block-buster “Sholay” and “China Gate”, “Andaz Apna Apna”, “Rampur ka Laxman” and “Kasauti”!!

Salman always calls "RABBIT" for Robert :X , to viju khote in AAA ... is this the way u treat ur real HEROES..? So, If u LOVE "VIJU KHOTE" , please go ahead and scrap urself 50 times.."I LOVE VIJU KHOTE-LONG LIVE KAALIA"


Nana patekar was at his peak and was getting costlier for normal hindi producers to touch. All badly needed some alternative. A young GSB of belgaum origin- Marathi stage artist took charge. Movie was Vikram Bhatt's FAREB... A run away HIT in 1996!! MILIND GUNAJI -the Rising Star...

The actor was later called as "Gareeebon ka Nana Patekar" due to his mindblowing performance as CUNNING Police Inspector Indrajeet Saxena and also resemblance of Nana patekar!!. Even before this he had acted in Sai Paranjape's "Papiha", which was duly noticed by Govind Nihalani. Hence, he is a product of Govind Nihalani school of acting-- "Drohakaal". It was such a miniscule role, I doubt IF milind himslef noticed it or not..:P .. One of the most memorable scenes involved Milind. When gunaji is asked to dispose of Naseerudin Shah body. He lays down the body by a destered road covers it and salutes. With out any Background music and JUST SILENCE to speak for itslef , Milind acted brilliantly.

With Fareb the whole world started noticing this handsomehunk.. Aanhkehn jhuki/kamar sar bhi jhuka iske saamne.... Fareb was as usual with all oder vikram bhatt movies :P was just a remake of UNLAWFUL ENTRY... He did better than what hollywood staa "Ray Liotta" did in the original!!! :D Nonetheless, the ONLY Star associated with FAREB who STILL manages to bag some roles is- Milind...

Most of the time he is in Police uniform or army uniform. The countless such movies made people say " Arre isko toh ab sacchi police ka naukri ab milna chahiye!!!" :D He had tough time breaking his NANA image!! Sanjay Bhansali came to his rescue. Movie was Devdas. He acted as Paro's Jamai..:D His fans still hate Mads "chandramukhi" dikshit for the tight slap she giveshim at the end of Dola re dola song... "AB TAMASHA KHATAM HUVA" she said.... she was very wrong. It had opened new avenues for Milind gunaji. HE turned a
Author, Anchor, Music video Star, A Model for advertisements .!!!

Born on July 23rd, he shares a Huge cake wid Daniel Radcliffe, Himesh reshammiya, Tamil actor Surya, Chandrashekar azad. Now you knwo the reason for his brillaint screen performances rite.. :P Did his schooling with marathi medium school "Navajeevan Vidya mandir " in Queen of suburb - Bandra east. This vivid trekker is a qualified engineer. His trekking experiences actually make him HOST most exciting travelogues show on TV--"BHATKANTI" I had a sneak preview of "Mazi Mulukhgiri"- a book authored by Milind on places in and around maharastra. Though it shows his inexperience in writing, he has done a good research on Trekking spots/nice sceneries- a commendable job.!! He is happily married to Rani Gunaji.

Acted in around 60 movies. A very regular in Nihalani mvoies with amazing screen presnece this chap has redeemed his acting skills!! to name a few Hazaar chaurasi ki maa, God mother,LOC -Kargil, Phir herapheri etc. He was Popular in MTV circuit with " AIKA DAJEEBA" and "HELLLLO, MEE BAABURAO BOLTOY!!" videos. He continues to grace many Hoardings in and around major indian cities with many ads. currently he is a the brand ambassadors for some cotton shirts too...:D

Well , if any Director worth his salt makes to a good movie on "PARASHURAM", with talented actors of theaterical background, I M SURE Milind will find a place as Sahasrarjuna/jamdagni etc if nto Parashuram...!!! One helluva talented/modest guy, more can be expected of this chap... "hooo, aaikre dajiba, khare boltoy mee" :D

"Banjar hai sab banjar hai ,
Hum dhoondne jab firdos chale,

Teri khoj talaash mein dekh piya,
Hum kitne kaale kos chale,
Banjar hai sab banjar hai,
Mainda yaar mila de saaiyaan,
Ek vaar mila de saaiyaan ...........||"


A Heart wrenching song from Blockbuster SAATHIYA, where Hero goes in search of his missing girlfriend... Thats exactly what our profile hero OBEROI BOY is goin thru these days..!! Iske life mein sab banjar hai.... :( {well i wrote OBEROI BOY cos, i donno how exactly he spells his first name these days..he keeps changing them :|}

Its ironic that he says in COMPANY "apun ka dhanda darr pe chalta hai"... BUTT he is literally shi**ing bricks these days with fear n insecurity.. thanks to his numerous fights with lot many suoopastaz and lotsa flops.

Vivek Oberoi was born in Hyderabad, Andhra Pradesh. To filmi parents Suresh Oberoi and Yashodhara Oberoi. {Tennis Star Shikha Oberoi is his couzin sistaa}He attended Mayo College, Ajmer and Mithibai college in Mumbai. At an actors' workshop in London he was spotted by the director of NYU, who took Oberoi to New York City to complete his Masters Degree in film acting. { I still donno what do they teach about Hidni Film acting there.. ;;)}He then did some scriptwriting before making a break in films. He was a good Street Drama artist and also did try his hands as a VOICE OVER artist!!. He never took his dad's help to come into movie line though. Thank god he got a GOOD QUALITY VOICE and LOOKS from his dad{sadly Suresh was just a screen villain
always :(} thoguh he is our answer to PIRATES star Johny Depp.. looks like Depp from certain angles!![:P] People find him BORING, REPETITIVE, same dialogue delivery, UGLY N DUMB HAIR STYLE.. Eyes that remind you of an Ape etc etc.. Some even goto an extent saying "Vivek tries to imitate SRK and in the end turns out pathetic!!He shud stop acting and turn to some candy business on Juhu beach so that people will be saved from watchin him on tv." ..HOW MEAAN x-(


BUT SOME GAL'S feel "P "hez a cuty pie, Hey its so coooooooool...........to see him smile...Ah... his GORGEOUS SMILE has taken millions of his fans to the edge of CRAZINESSSSSS........ And most importantly he is suits soooo well in any role-lover boy(the most :P),mafia leader,angry youg man!!! he is just superb, incomparable, beyond comparision..!!" :O..
hmmm... well.. mebbe, I am just here to record their feelings .. I say "must be true!!" /:)

In DUM, Vivek tries to be a super action hero, but film turned out to be a damp squib. And so was ROAD. People say he was never faithful to his mentor Ram Gopal Verma..:( Again I isay
"must be true!!" :|

BUT IMHO:
He is humble/a giver/caring/modest/vulnerable and arrogant/bugging/nasty/Thankless at the same time!! A total paradox. And that is his soul of acting and his vesratility. And that's why he could act as Chandu/maya dolas and also a romantic boy 'Aditya' in Saathiya or a much reduced SUTRADHAR of "Deewane huye paagal" etc.

He did so much charity when tsunami hit eastern shore, took holy trips to Shabarimala every year and above all tagged himself around Aishwarya whenever she complained about cramps in her kamar.!!But when TSUNAMI HIT HIS LIFE very badly, Neither GOD helped him, NOR ash had big dil. When the actual time came of her bidaai, this guy simply LET HER go, without cribbing , i guess THAT'S TRUE LOVE...!!! Letting the loved ones go away!! :( "chalte train se khhood ke dikhaaon" he said In Saathiya, But such need never came in his real life...

But he did show "Hai dum,.... Jaan mainDum" by calling a press conference and throwing attitude by taking the Mighty SALMAN BHAI just like "FOOL TO BE " in LUV.. how stupid.. pange lena chahiye lekin DEKH KE lena chahiye... khaas karke, when u have ditched ur own girlfirend/FAINCEE Gurpreet Gill some time back widout any reason.. "What goes around, comes around!!" Everything happens for a reason, "Kyon ho gaya naa!!??"

"Pyaar aur haar arjun ki dictionary mein nahin hai!!!!'" he siad in "KYON HO GAYA NAA".. as soon as Aish ki doli uthee, first thing he did was GO N WHACK the dialogue writer of Kyon ho gaya naa...!! secondly he made a quick attempt and patched wid Salman bhai.... ;D Third is he has changed d way he spelled his name ( from viveik to vivek)..itna vivek toh hai iss bande mein..maan naa chahiye.. :D

After a mind blowing Debut as "Chandu Nagre" in a cult movie called "Company" (which made him sweeep all the awards including BEST DEBUT in 2003), this guy never looked back { And let me add , he has never repated such a supoerb performance :P}... Saathiya, Dum, Masti all super hits.. But then it doesn't take long for luck to reverse... He started seeing Aish... Panvati bula liya :| .. Kyon ho gaya naa turned out to be a big disaster, even with presence of Big B :( { to whom he has transferred the BAD LUCK , thse days , it looks like ;)}.. He pleaded "aaooo naa... aoo naa" to the girl and lady Luck..!!! naah, the films followed "{Home Delivery, Pyaare Mohan, Nakshaa,Kisna}" were all suppa Flops.. He has screwed "Mukta Arts" so badly that Subhash Ghai still thinks twice before making next mov(i)e..Warna Jootthe GHISNA padega usko.. :))

Omkara was reliever as he simply repeated his Company act..I know after Shoot out at lokhandwaala's super performance as Real life don, Maya Dolas.. His life is somewhat back on track..

well, when his LUV "AISH" left him for marryin ABHI, i felt like sayin couple of lines on his behalf.. ( n mine too :P)
Arz hai,
BICHADNE KA WAQT AAYA TOH
HUM KITNE "RANGEELAY" HO GAYE HAIN

MERE AANKHEN SURQH..
TERE HAAT PEELE HO GAYE HAIN..... :(


WE_WAKE
....U ROCK!!!!{Hopefully, when u ACT we wld be wide AWAKE :P} keep going..... yeah for the time being, just fohget that "AAOO NAA AOO NAA"..... n siddhe aage jaaoona!!

PICK of the week: J A V E D J A F F E R Y....

He started with rock 'n' roll, went on to become a successful anchor, mimicry artist,singer and stage presenter. Javed Jaffery now wants to concentrate on acting in Bollywood.!!! wotta joke people may say, who know JAVED JAFFERY,son of yesteryear comedian Jagdeep aka "SURMA BHOPALI" of sholay, well!!..

I mean can you simply fohget his TAKE on Feroze khan's cow-boyish image on screen to near perfection with his IDIOTIC EXPRESSION n cigar in hand in Salaam Namaste, which did fetch him IIFA award for best comedian.!! IF at all Javed proposes a girl with the same style on V-Day...read this

Javed : “Hi, the babes it’s the sham 2 sham old australian MITE.. Do u the remembers, I’ve writtens one sweet poems for the you. It goes the like this.!!
"Here is my parpooz, with this reds rose!!Please don’t you the reject my parpooz b’coz I don’t parpooz the ROZ ROZ.”:P
Girl : “SORRY!!”

Javed : “agjactly!!!”


U heard it the rights, no lefts.Now that is Javed... who etches his place in your memory for a long time and gets some smile on ur face, when ur down!!



Tonnes of talent but not an ounce of luck he could have been a real big thing ...but still he rocks........!!!The popular Bol baby Bol number showed his dancing skills, lifted him to instant stardom and he was dubbed as the next dancing sensation..truly an excellent dancer !! For those who say Hrithik and prabhudeva are the best dancers of bollywood..MY FOOT!!
u surely aren't acquainted with the maestro, called JAVED "Boogie-woogie" Jaffery. Hrithik actually smuggled a VCD of "100 days" and learnt practicing watching this guy!!, if sources are to belvd who get u news from Roshan household. Its javed who brought real break dancing to india over shadowing stupid mithun da and Govinda. He continues to contribute to Bollywood in his own way , by forming a large Dancing talent pool base all acorss india thru his Home prodcution TV serial called SUPPA DUPPA hit "Boogie Woogie" .. the only show on TV which i can safely watch with my whole family ..trust me!!


Javed who started his career as a lanky spectacled teenager, with his dainty fingers :P in Subhash Ghai's hit "Meri Jung" became a star in his own right with his dancing prowess. He continued to do his JUNG with LADY LUCK ..until "100 days" was released!! he his superhot among crorse of fans of Boom, Jajantaram Mamantaram!!


If dancing shot him to fame, his television anchoring and mimicry performances brought out the actor in him.. I MEAN HE MUST BE REALLY DUMB IF HE CANT REMEMBER THE AWESOME LINES OF SONG CALLED "I am Mumbhai"- of Bombay boys..!! He is well known for his portrayals of Mumbai hoodlums known as taporis. He anchored a show called "Blast from the Past", where his deadpan expressions and bilingual Puns got him a fan following (for example-" What is Yaadon Ki Baraat in Hindi- A procession of Mammaries" the last being a play of words in how some people in India pronounce Memory, and a delightful reminder that the film starred Zeenat Aman and Neetu Singh.!! :P


I miss his anchoring in "TAKESHI"S CASTLE" these days.!! some stupid Laughter challenge guys have taken over.. N show on POGO really sux now. if u have watched thsi anytime...how can u fohget these following lines.... !!

  • "hum hum hai aap aap hai aur amitabh abhishek ke baap hai"..(said at the starting wit usual "bum bama bum bum!!")
  • "GENERAL LEE NE CHUN LIYE HAIN SAU TEDHE MEDHE JAAPANI LADDU PEDHE"
  • "PATHAR SE HO GAYA PANGA,DEKHTE HI DEKHTE HO GAYA NANGA"
  • "YE KAUNSE KHET KA MOOLA HAI,BUJH GAYA ISKA CHULA HAI"
  • "YEH HAI BRUCE LEE KA BHAI CHUUSE LEE." "Aur yeh hain 'JAPANEE JASSI'"

  • "yeh dekhiye jazbaati ladki"/"dumro dumro dumro..kokko,kokko,kokko"/ 'lagta hai ande khake ahe hai"

  • "Yeh Kichad Pandit Chandrabhushan pandeyji ke desi tabelle se import kiya hua adhunik zamane ka export quality ka keechad hai" !!(when someone falls in the kichad)

  • " Aur yeh hai madam Phoolmati (when she falls he says" ) rehgaya phool aur girgayi mati!!" (when a lady had stuck a flower on her helmet and she was playing Skipping stones)
  • "Kundi upar aur Mundi neeche." "Seedhe jaa ke pichhwaad pe lagi..""Patharoo ne maree Puski"
  • "Kya kaha woh samjha nahi , par usne jo bhee kaha accha kaha " !!!
  • "aur yeh bank manager saab badi tezi se daudke aaye.. oh.. aaye the mardh banke.. jaa rahe hain..woh banke"(in skipping stones:a contestant fell on the stone at his private.)

  • " aur yeh aaye hain bikini mein lekin shaayad aaj inki izzat bikni hai.. yeh jump maara..aur gir pade.. aye they two piece mein jaa rahe hain one piece mein...hatt""(in high rollers: one guy was wearing bikini)
  • There is another quote which I like that is : At the end of the Final Showdown when all the warriors of General Lee as well General Lee are dead is " General Lee ladhe jaise ek bahadur senapati , par ab na rahi sena na rahi pati aur yehi hum bandh karte hai aaj ke show ki gati" !!
  • ye hai japani salman khan (when someone comes without shirt)

  • ye hai govinda ke japani bahkt (some 1 comes wearing colourful outfits)
  • The best one was during skipping stones when a guy dressed in a postmans outfit came dashing n went down... JJ said...Chitthi aayi hai aayi hai chitthi aayi hai (when he went down crashing) Haddi tuti hai tuti hai haddi tuti hai... Off the Hook LOL!

  • n final showdown when general lee is shown with his back facing the camera it shows a big picture of a TIGER. JJ says aur yeh General Lee Shiv Sena ke Japani shaka pramukh..LOL
  • " Helmet nahi , helmet mat utaar, chalan ho jaayega" (Once he commented in that "Touchdown" game. The was caught by the defender,and was pulling his helmet)
  • MY FAV IS WHEN GENERAL LEE WELCOMES THE PARTICIPANTS IN EACH GAME BY SHOUTING "YAAAAAIIIP", AND JAVED SAYS"PURA KACHRA KAR DIYA"
  • "aur yeh kundi aur mundi ka bahut sahi santulan, yeh jeet gaye"(6 ppl, each one had their legs tied up like a 3 legged race and crawling to the finish line)
  • saap aur chachundar,na chalte bane na rukte bane,arre yeh to keechar me sane!!!!!!!!!!!
  • "yaha jeethne ke liye chahiye someone like Brian Lara......sayonara!"
finally wat voice frm bollywood wud u suggest for DONKEY.. if SHREK is made in Hindi.... YES, PLZ iTS GOTTA BE JAVED...." abhi khatam nahi huva"...JAFFERY.....

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