Star g'AJ'ing

I miss his anchoring in "TAKESHI"S CASTLE" these days.!! some stupid Laughter challenge guys have taken over.. N show on POGO really sux now. if u have watched thsi anytime...how can u fohget these following lines.... !!

• "hum hum hai aap aap hai aur amitabh abhishek ke baap hai"..(said at the starting wit usual "bum bama bum bum!!")
• "GENERAL LEE NE CHUN LIYE HAIN SAU TEDHE MEDHE JAAPANI LADDU PEDHE"

• "PATHAR SE HO GAYA PANGA,DEKHTE HI DEKHTE HO GAYA NANGA"

• "YE KAUNSE KHET KA MOOLA HAI,BUJH GAYA ISKA CHULA HAI"
  

• "YEH HAI BRUCE LEE KA BHAI CHUUSE LEE." "Aur yeh hain 'JAPANEE JASSI'"


• "yeh dekhiye jazbaati ladki"/"dumro dumro dumro..kokko,kokko,kokko"/ 'lagta hai ande khake ahe hai"


• "Yeh Kichad Pandit Chandrabhushan pandeyji ke desi tabelle se import kiya hua adhunik zamane ka export quality ka keechad hai" !!(when someone falls in the kichad)


• " Aur yeh hai madam Phoolmati (when she falls he says" ) rehgaya phool aur girgayi mati!!" (when a lady had stuck a flower on her helmet and she was playing Skipping stones)
  
• "Kundi upar aur Mundi neeche." "Seedhe jaa ke pichhwaad pe lagi..""Patharoo ne maree Puski"
  
• "Kya kaha woh samjha nahi , par usne jo bhee kaha accha kaha " !!!
  
• "aur yeh bank manager saab badi tezi se daudke aaye.. oh.. aaye the mardh banke.. jaa rahe hain..woh banke"(in skipping stones:a contestant fell on the stone at his private.)


• " aur yeh aaye hain bikini mein lekin shaayad aaj inki izzat bikni hai.. yeh jump maara..aur gir pade.. aye they two piece mein jaa rahe hain one piece mein...hatt""(in high rollers: one guy was wearing bikini)
  
• There is another quote which I like that is : At the end of the Final Showdown when all the warriors of General Lee as well General Lee are dead is " General Lee ladhe jaise ek bahadur senapati , par ab na rahi sena na rahi pati aur yehi hum bandh karte hai aaj ke show ki gati" !!
  
• ye hai japani salman khan (when someone comes without shirt)


• ye hai govinda ke japani bahkt (some 1 comes wearing colourful outfits)
  
• The best one was during skipping stones when a guy dressed in a postmans outfit came dashing n went down... JJ said...Chitthi aayi hai aayi hai chitthi aayi hai (when he went down crashing) Haddi tuti hai tuti hai haddi tuti hai... Off the Hook LOL!
  
  
• n final showdown when general lee is shown with his back facing the camera it shows a big picture of a TIGER. JJ says aur yeh General Lee Shiv Sena ke Japani shaka pramukh..LOL
  
• " Helmet nahi , helmet mat utaar, chalan ho jaayega" (Once he commented in that "Touchdown" game. The was caught by the defender,and was pulling his helmet)
  
• MY FAV IS WHEN GENERAL LEE WELCOMES THE PARTICIPANTS IN EACH GAME BY SHOUTING "YAAAAAIIIP", AND JAVED SAYS"PURA KACHRA KAR DIYA"
  
• "aur yeh kundi aur mundi ka bahut sahi santulan, yeh jeet gaye"(6 ppl, each one had their legs tied up like a 3 legged race and crawling to the finish line)
  
• saap aur chachundar,na chalte bane na rukte bane,arre yeh to keechar me sane!!!!!!!!!!!
  
• "yaha jeethne ke liye chahiye someone like Brian Lara......sayonara!"