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Posted by AJ at Tuesday, April 01, 2008




Please, NO "WHISKEY=TANGO=FOXTROT!!!" reactions!!! :)) I have got you a gem (hence forth referred as sammy, Sam, Thalai, Andy etc..!!)... so read on...!!!
GOD said let there be LIGHT!! n there was LIGHT..
GOD said let there be SOUND!! n there was SOUND..
GOD mistakenly said "roll CAMERA" followed by ACTION!!! n there was OUR DUDE...SAM ANDERSON!!!
GOD never made such mistakes again.... He was so impressed wid His creation for the first time...:D

peoplez!! lemme take the Pleasure and Pride in introducing the New Heart-Throb on the Galaxy.... The Future hope of our only Way towards the Oscars.He is SAM ANDERSON, naah not a hollywood star!! But he is from OUR OWN TAMIL FILLUM INDUSTRY..TOLLYWOOD!!!
Fondly Referred as "THALAI" (means LEADER in tamil)... this ERODE BOY, Sam never wanted to act in films. He was happy mentoring Al Pacino, Robert De Niro, Brad Piit, Russel crowe, mel gibson, Banderas and the likes in Hollywood... But these Junior Artsits like Kamal Hassan, Rajani Kanth, Amitabh Bacchan, Shah rukh khan were CONNING people big time calling themselves SUPERSTARS..!! Things were getting to his nerves!!
Thats when this HANDSOME SKUNK decided to enter into Movies..!! music director JOE STANLEY's directorial venture YAARUKKU YAAR*** was the movie... WHATTA DEVASTATING DEBUT IT WAS!! Frankly our Thalaivar (leader) Sam Anderson entered the Tamil film industry with a loud bang, bigger than that of the last Supernova or the Horse's fart...........a star was born, a true Super Star was born. ***[At this moment of national emergency.naa lets make it global crisis.. I take the responsibility in warning the viewers about the amount of laughter this movie can get out of you...So lissen up all pot heads...There are cases of death outta laughter being reported ... So please be in a sane mind while watching it.. *DISCLAIMER for the movie - An intoxication + addiction !!Im still tryin to recover from the hang over!!]
A very rare combination of Talent + Dance + Dialogues + Screen Presence + Dressing Sense + Oh my God ... am I summing up all the talents ???? amazingly innovative dance steps, costumes and punch dialogues. With just two Youtube videos, Thalaivar gains worldwide recognition as being the face of Tamil Cinema !!!





Whole of the world is scared of this man.!!!
* Half of the Tamil Politicians and movie stars are scared. They dont want Sammy to enter POLITICS. Knowing his craze and that he will surely surpass the rest of the brigade SOLELY DUE TO his popularity, CHIDAMBARAM announced 60,000crores farmer loan waiver... can you blv it..??? BUT TALAI IS TALAI... HE IS THE ONLY THING right now in people's mind!!!
* Cinema Halls/MULTIPLEXES in Rest of India dont play his movie!! cos they Dont have a RESERVE BANK near to those theaters, to kEEP THE ENORMOUS BOX OFFICE COLLECTIONS
* OVERHEARD BIG B AND KING KHAN Are fighting harder to GET THAT COMEDIAN ROLE IN NEXT TALAI STARRER!!!
* Rajani is psyched totally!!! NOW PEOPLE KNOW WHAT IS ISSSHTYLE ==> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW2PgQrymRY&feature=related
Tamil suppastar VIKRAM goes mad !! ==> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvryP0Tl-ys Rajani/kamal/vijaykanth/Balayya/Mithun are ashamed of themselves... cos this guy is a TOTAL SUPER DUPER HOT ROMANTIC ACTION HERO!!! The FUTURE SENSATION, The HEART THROB of MILLIONS of FANS ...the ONE & ONLY : SAM "THE GOD" ANDERSON!! by the way....."he is a natural comedy actor, dont ask me why...I have a 'gut' feeling...[8)]

10 UNKNOWN Facts about Almighty Sam!!!
1. Fact of independence - british gave india independence cos their astrologer predicted the birth of sam anderson
2. Don bradman was not able to make 4 runs in his last inning and thus his average remained at 99.96 coz someone told him sam anderson is the next bowler
3. Sam Anderson once taught a king cobra how to talk japanese
4. Diana wanted to get cosy with Sam, but Thalai refused her coz of his close relationship with Queen Elizabeth. Buckingham palace was a servant quarter built for thalai's servants.He gave it to the queen as a gift.
5. Historians are trying to rename post 1977 era as AS (after Sam...a la B.C. and A.D.
6. newton made 3 laws.........coz sam anderson told him to do so
7. He can design cars with just 5 indian rupees.... (2 rupees for drawing sheet + 3 rupees for crayons.)
8.The first satellite launched was actually a electronic gadget that Andy built when he was bored!!
9. The Moai Statues on Easter island were carved to look like Sam's face.
10. The Great Wall of China was built when he was in layschool, so that Sam can play high jump whenever/wherever he wanted.
Adhanda Thalaiyoda mass-u, class-u, dhoos-u..........ellam!! thalai vaazhga...NAA LIFE LA IPPUDI SIRICHAADU ILLA!![Thats Thalai's CLASS-MASS APPEAL....!!!! Sarvam talai mayam!!!.. I havent laughed like this in my life...:)) ]

 

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5 fan mails:

This is what I call, "dheere ka jhatka jor se lage"

And thank you for enlighteing us about the Hidden Gem of India ,, naab the world.

Jai Ho , Jai Ho

Abhijit said...

April 1, 2008 at 9:06 PM  

LOLZ......

i can't beleive i am laughing so hard for ur insanity!!!

Hail Thalai... one and all!!

Rach said...

April 1, 2008 at 11:37 PM  

I am reading this article second time today, you have to be more careful with content leakers. If I will fount it again I will send you a link

Anonymous said...

February 19, 2010 at 11:32 AM  

Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your older articles are not as good as newer ones you have a lot more creativity and originality now. Keep it up!
And according to this article, I totally agree with your opinion, but only this time! :)

Anonymous said...

February 21, 2010 at 1:55 AM  

I am reading this article second time today, you have to be more careful with content leakers. If I will fount it again I will send you a link

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March 13, 2010 at 2:01 AM  

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